Enjoy! Lyrics:
Rockstar Rap:
When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champaign and caviar
Tricked out exocit cars
It’s just how I thought it would be
Exept the party’s
Cuase some punk opened a credit card With my I.D.
Free what?
Free credit report dot com
Thats the site i’m gonna hit
When I get home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now i’m finding out
How bad reality hurts
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Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Going up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy
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New Car:
Well I was shopping
For a new car
Whitch ones me?
A cool convertable
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know
My credit was whack
Cuz now I’m driving
Off the lot
In a used sup-compact
F R E E that spells free
Credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about going
But was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly
I’m rollin’ phat
My legs are stickin’
To the vynle
And my possies gettin’
Laughed at
F R E E that spells free
Credit report dot com baby.
Dream girl:
Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me
Her credit was bad
So now instead of living
In a pleasent suburb
We’re living in the basement
At her Mom and Dad’s
No we can’t get a loan
For a respectable home
All becuase my girl
Defualted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to
Free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy batchurlar
With a dog and a yard.
Pirates:
They say a man
Should always dress
For the job he wants
So why am I dressed up
Like a pirate in this resturant?
It’s all becuase some HACKER
Stole my itendtity
So now i’m in here
Every evening
Servering chowder and iced tea
I shoulda gone to
Free credit report dot com
Then I coulda seen this comming
At me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit
And send you email alerts
So you don’t end up
Selling fish to tourist
In T-Shirts
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